Intercepted Russian E-Mail
TO: Dimitry Medvedev
FROM: Vladimir Putin
RE: Retirement Advertising Program
Dimitry, we’re missing the boat!
We’ve been following the Obamacare and election debates in the U.S. and have come to the conclusion that we should institute an immediate advertising program in the U. S. media to offer free transportation for Americans to relocate
to Mother Russia/ Where else could we find so many people willing to run headlong into Communism?
If they’re dumb enough to buy the idea that single payor health care will not lead to rationed care and Death Panels. In spite of the fact that every current Universal Healthcare program in the world has been forced by rising costs to adopt those elements. They’re dumb enough to buy the propaganda that Russia is a workers Paradise.
While their leaders claim to want to eliminate their dependence on foreign oil, they refuse to drill for their own oil. And this while we and the Chinese drill in their backyard. Let’s see how long their NATO Alliance lasts when we cut off oil and gas deliveries to their European members.
While our citizens riot in the streets to protest our selections, I mean elections, they readily elect incompetents to their highest offices. People who have no experience, think they have 57 states and can’t deliver a speech without a teleprompter.
They stand by silently when these idiots reduce the strength of their nation and urge the signing of one sided treaties.All while their President spends his time playing golf or traveling the world apologizing for America’s past transgressions.
Dimitry, when have we ever apologized for anything we’ve done?
While the Start Treaty signed by him and ratified by the U S Senate restricts the U S from building and operating missile defense systems. He tells his people the treaty “places NO limitations on the development or deployment of our missile defense programs”. He sounds like a Russian.
Talk about gullible. they ignore the fact they we’re providing Communist Nations in their own backyard with missiles and apologize for and hesitate to provide Eastern European countries with the missile defense systems they had promised, Go figure.
How quickly can we implement this advertising program
Maybe we can get even get this patsy to our weekly poker game!
Vladimir
FROM: Vladimir Putin
RE: Retirement Advertising Program
Dimitry, we’re missing the boat!
We’ve been following the Obamacare and election debates in the U.S. and have come to the conclusion that we should institute an immediate advertising program in the U. S. media to offer free transportation for Americans to relocate
to Mother Russia/ Where else could we find so many people willing to run headlong into Communism?
If they’re dumb enough to buy the idea that single payor health care will not lead to rationed care and Death Panels. In spite of the fact that every current Universal Healthcare program in the world has been forced by rising costs to adopt those elements. They’re dumb enough to buy the propaganda that Russia is a workers Paradise.
While their leaders claim to want to eliminate their dependence on foreign oil, they refuse to drill for their own oil. And this while we and the Chinese drill in their backyard. Let’s see how long their NATO Alliance lasts when we cut off oil and gas deliveries to their European members.
While our citizens riot in the streets to protest our selections, I mean elections, they readily elect incompetents to their highest offices. People who have no experience, think they have 57 states and can’t deliver a speech without a teleprompter.
They stand by silently when these idiots reduce the strength of their nation and urge the signing of one sided treaties.All while their President spends his time playing golf or traveling the world apologizing for America’s past transgressions.
Dimitry, when have we ever apologized for anything we’ve done?
While the Start Treaty signed by him and ratified by the U S Senate restricts the U S from building and operating missile defense systems. He tells his people the treaty “places NO limitations on the development or deployment of our missile defense programs”. He sounds like a Russian.
Talk about gullible. they ignore the fact they we’re providing Communist Nations in their own backyard with missiles and apologize for and hesitate to provide Eastern European countries with the missile defense systems they had promised, Go figure.
How quickly can we implement this advertising program
Maybe we can get even get this patsy to our weekly poker game!
Vladimir
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